Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Market Buzz

New template. huh!!!



Last Sunday I went to market. I hardly go for shopping because I am too lazy. But market is always fun. Forget the new stuffs, lots of girl come there [unka to yahi favorite kaam hai], plus there are many interesting people there. “Thou shall listen”… and you will get to hear some unbelievable things. Here is some market buzz for you:

#A group of people (age grp 30-40) talking … (lets call them a b c d…)

A: “nitish jee ke ane se bhi koi fayada nahi hua. Power cut bahut jyada ho raha hai. Garmi ke kya hoga”.

B: (you can call him Mr know all….. why!! You will understand it soon). “nhi garmi me line itna nahi katega” (kyu bhai tumko kaise pata???) (btw line katna=power cut).

C: “chaliye fir thik hai…warna garmi me halat kharab ho jayega bhai”

B: “garmi bhi hum log hi badha rahe hai na”

D: “ha pradushan se”

B: “wooh sab to hai hi… aur ushke sath sath hum log rocket bhi itna chhor rahe hai” (now achanak se rocket ne kya kar dia!!)

A,C,D: (almost in similar tone) “kaise…. Usase kya hota hai” ( I was relieved to know that I am not the only person who was surprised )

B: (with a pleased look, he was expecting this) “dekhiye rocket jo jata hai na to ozone layer… naam to sune hai na ozone layer ka, ushme ched ho jata hai rocket se” (Ayeeinn!!!) “fir yeh ozone gas banana me bahut time lagta hai… aur us ched me se suraj ki ghatak keerne dharti pe pahuch jati hai… jisase aur tap paida ho jata hai” (tap=heat).

( great so suddenly manmade oraganohalogen compounds become totally innocent??).

D: (achanak se) “isiliye sunte hai amrika me ched bada hai”

B: “haan”

B: “waise baat nikli hai to hum ek aur baat batate hai aapko, aajkal suraj ki roshni se log jawan ho rahe hai. Shubah suraj ki roshni bahut achhi hoti hai.”

A: (interrupting) “ha yeh to hum bhi aaj news me dekh rahe the. Kuch log sun clud banaye….”

B: “are sun club nahi solar club jee”

C,D laughs. B joins them.

(I interrupt… here. I saw this news too . These media persons can do anything for making and selling news. It is true there is a solar club where people are watching sun in the morning and they claim this is giving them positive energy, but they are showing it with caption “ek admi jo 63 shal se khaye bina zinda hai”. Though nothing like this was there in the detailed report but they also know if the caption is flashy it sells. Lets go back to conversation)

B: “aur wooh admi 63 saal se khaye bina zinda hai” ( yes why not… he got chlorophyll in his blood).

C, D,A: “are yeh sab tv pe bolta hai… aisa kaise ho sakta hai …. To kal se solar panel ki jagah hum hi let jaate hai chat pe. Aisa nahi ho sakta aap hi sochiye” (they are right… kuchh to socho)

B: “are aap jante kya hai HUMAN ANATOMY & PHYSIOLOGY ke bare me” (wait… human anatomy. The person who thinks ozone layer me whole rocket ke karan is actually pronouncing these words. You should not underestimate anyone)

ACD “ka bole…”

B: “are manushya ke sareer ki sanranchna ko human anatomy kehte hai. Per paudha kaise suraj ki roshni se khana banata hai. Waise hi unka bhi kuchh hoga aur dekhiye abhyash se sab sambhav hai. Baba ramdev ko hi ab le lijiye (for you info, camp of baba ramdev was going in patna at that time). Unka 5 saal ki ayu me paralysis hua tha. Abhi poore bharat ko wooh swasthya ka raaj bata rahe hai… blah blah” (finally he convinced ACD).

One thing leading to other, finally they came to MISS INDIA COMPETITION. In this topic everyone was having the full knowledge.

A: “haa kal dekh rahe the” (good who won???)

C: “delhi hi koi larki thi” (good so you people don’t remember the name. dekhe hi bus kya?)

B: “Ab yeh sab dekhiye paschatya sabhyata ka nateeza hai aur yeh sab galat hai”

D: (almost at same time) “are karan johar bhi aya tha judge ban ke”

B: “are film walo ka yahi kaam hai… fardeen khan bhi tha” ( yahi baat hai… we know it is wrong still we all watch it…. no no I don’t think it is wrong.) “blah blah blah..”.

After this, there was some discussion on regular politics and mobile services (B had knowledge about everything). You will get many people like them. They are everywhere. They are respected in their group and they are entertaining. I would remember this person for quite sometime.

29 comments:

saurabh said...

:)
patna ke market ki hawa lag gayi tumhein bhi..

you can find these ppl everywhere. May be their intellectual level may defer.. may be they are our best friend.. but we like A,C,D believe them coz we think B knows more... or may be we are B

suru

Voice said...

plzz

dont relate B with Bhavesh. :))
shama to mast tha. patna ki larkia sahi hai yaar:)

Megha said...

ozone mein ched:DDDDD

tum inlogo ki baatein sun rehe the ya marketing kar rehe the
waise in sabki achi knowledge hain regarding science,yoga,fashion,films n yaa mobile too

Sarry said...
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Sarry said...

Tere ko dekh ke aisa lag raha hai jaise tu shopping ke bahane entertain(Specially u r always excited abt ladkiyon ki khabar:D) hone jata hai wahan....vaise sanse jayada science ka falooda aisi jagah pe hi banta hai:))))

Phoenix said...

lolz...
lovely :0

nice template yar:)

Chitrangada said...

:D

ka mast likho ho :P

really awesome post as usual ..
maza aaya ..i mean kabhi kuch maza bhi hona chahiye blog mein ..:)

but i must se tum doosron ki baatein kyunsun rahe the ..:)
bad habbit u know ;)

n ya template is really cool

mujhe bhi aachi wali chahiye :(

mere blog ke liye bhi design karo :P

Avinash singh said...

Abe yeh kab hua.. mere ko pehle kyu nahi bataya... jaan bhuj ke kya??

waise i dont know whateveryone means by the template... but i didnt liked the rorating V.. its fundoo... but it catches the eyesight while reading the post n that irritates..

achha got to go to RK.. baaki baaa mein :)

sonik said...

Sahi hai. Yahan to ladkiyon se duur bhaagne ka dhong rachte ho, aur wahan ladkiyan dekhne market jaate ho. Upar se conversation bhi sunaya to kisa? Uncle jee ka.

But fun too. Reminds me of the discussions often held wid the barbers or d panwala's and their customers.

Voice said...

#megha
:D

main to inki baate hi sun raha tha

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#sarry
ha yaar shopping ke liye koi na koi bahana khojna hi parta hai. warna shopping is soo boring. waise ladkio ki khabar main nahi rakhta... ha agar koi khas ho to alag baat hai

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#phoenix
thnx

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#chitrangada
hehe
thnx. ha kabhi kabhi to hona hi chahiye. main to timepass kar raha tha. artist tum ho aur design main karu :O
:)

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#avinash
kyunki blog likhne wale the isiliye. i got ur point. looking good in frech cut. :)

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#sonik
they are scray when they are close. yes these conversation is common. i hvnt written it if there wud not b discussion abt human anatomy :P


*******thnx for commenting@all******

Avinash singh said...

hmm first of all very fundoo composition..
Now u have developed into a very gud narrator on the paper also.. verbally u were always the best..

and for all that jo ki kehte hain ki baat kyu sune.. are to koi itna mast baat karega to isko nahi sunana us baat ka insult hoga... :)

& for that precise moment of comment i can wait..

Psycho McCrazy said...

good god, khatarnaak types baatein karte hain kuch log. but then if a group of iitians gets together, it is worse for others i guess.

waise daad deni hogi tumhari memory ki, itna lamba discussion yaad raha tumhe...

Curious said...

good...for a change..all were men!! or else there is always a common feeling that only women folks talk trash and gossip!..seems like men r catching up.

Curious said...

the address to my link has been wrongly typed.

chandu said...

lolz!

tum college ke bahar bhi jaath ho :o

chandu said...

btw nice template yaar

Curious said...

hahaha..."and you sure do take people at their face value dont u!"
now seriously!!...for all u might know i may be just be a man trying my hands at fiction!
just coz i add flowers and angels on my posts or Sunil addressed me as bhabhiji or i introduce myself as a 23 yr old married woman..or write down my experiences of volunteering here as a teacher..doesnt neccessarily have to validate me as one...or does it!!
seems like an interesting topic for conversation to me though...what do u think??

Debprotim said...

Check out my most recent post......though a week old.
btw, yeh story khud se likha hai kya?
agar khud se likha hai...then hats off to ur creativity.

sonik said...

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Vämp!rë said...

11...ULTIMATE...APNE DESH KI YAAD AA GAYI..WAISE YE KAHA HUA THA...MOST PROBABLY MORYA LOK OR STATION:p

samiranghosh said...
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samiranghosh said...

ha ha ha ha ha ha... nothing more to say. At times think that imagination is really precious than knowledge. ha ha ha ha ha...

Abhinav Somanchi said...

have u ever seen people talking after dope .. if u've seen that u definitely can realize the similarity.
I guess lil bit too exaggerated though .. but worth the exaggeration.
visited after a long time, the template's fine ... hindi mein likhna hai to hindi shilpi bhi apna le jyada ras aayega ;)

Abhishek Anand said...

how come ur blog receives this many comments....

Prakhar said...

Heheh ...too much hai be yeh wala....tum pahle kabhi link kyun nahin bheja??
Aur koi conversation nahin sune hain kya??[:D]

Piyush k Mishra said...

ha Ha Ha Ha
Patna Ki yaad aa gayee bhai...

Paan ki dukaan par khade ho jaaiye to duniya ke sabse jaankaar log mil jaate hain.

aur aapka likhne ka tareeka to bilkul bha gaya..
aur Patna Ki ladkiyan...
unki to koi baat hi nahin sunai..

hahahaha

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Archana said...

B is so intelligent! Do you know if he is married?

Nice post... A fresh incident!

Bhawna said...

you are gifted.. sense of humour is a gift we indians do not treasure.. but you be different.. treasure it, share it..